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Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
This really is a shitpost.
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
Literal shit post
Slap an address on that fucker
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
✅ feces
✅ Transport parcel
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians
I met this guy with a dog who was kind of an asshole honestly. The dog seemed cool tho.
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Immediately added to my watchlist…
Yesss was going to comment this!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
Removed from the environment.
They go into space, where they become stars.
Don’t you love watching the dog poo bags twinkle on a clear winter night?
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
- game devs
Nothing exists beyond the skybox
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
Give back to Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s.
North Korea Style
