Cop 1: “This cat don’t even wear shades”

Cop 2: “this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!”

Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it’s true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.

Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Those reviews are the best. “I did not buy this product and I object” “My wife has complained” It’s neverending

UU Church is how I was raised. It’s a boomer conception of religious tolerance. Actually not insane, but also very boring.

Kill fascists. Kill mice? Mice are fascists.

We don’t get the full report? What is this department of Justice bs?

The kind to question all the weird noises from upstairs

I might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland

Squeaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy

Love Greenland

Sorry, none of that is true, and no matter what, you should hire a lawyer

Damnit that’s me I’m the fucking obit guy, (was), and that job is not available to machine learning. The obit guy calls people and talks to them.

Edit And goes to visit. As a non religious person, I’m into this

Very judgemental of you to call me mostly water!

Yeah gimme that how much

Who are you to judge a person’s rounding error

Edit At least you were nice about it tho.

Only from the toes

I’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.

💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!

Unfortunately just biology, but, i say I’m not testing it on that commenter’s live animals

Omg trying to get the packages on that side of the quonset hut sheesh

Lmao the secret police will help you with your car tricky. Or they will disappear you.