spankysalmon

Adult Jesus paid for my sins. Weird how he wants to spank his baby self so much. What a masochist.

lol echo chamber… otherwise known as reality.

Grosser things existing doesn’t make this magically OK.

High fiber content most likely. Fats (like oils used for cooking) and similar can also increase how fast things move through. Also just general different composition if you have a poor variety in your diet (like I do sometimes) can make for more surprises.

If you don’t normally eat a lot of fiber (like most people should do, especially old people), a sudden influx can really make for some interesting mornings, especially if there’s a lot for your body to clean out.

It could very well be clearing out some minor backup. You should analyze your diet for recommended amounts of fiber and other similar things and eat more of them, not less.

The poop doesn’t magically materialize. If you’re pooping more than you ate, you have backup, and should eat more things that keep your bowels going healthily.

P.S. You should get used to eating cooked veggies. That alone could be a good part of your problems. Some flavors are fantastic and you’re definitely missing out. Even some properly seasoned and baked brussels sprouts are delicious, and a lot of people claim to not like them (although they’ve definitely gotten sweeter and more palatable over the last ~20 years). Broccoli is great in many things, especially Chinese. Carrots are great in pot roasts. Cauliflower is delicious grilled and seasoned. The lists goes on… Though IMO, water chestnuts can fuck right off.

Religion.

Not only my parents, but most everyone who seemed to take it seriously as a thing to be a part of paradoxically were some of the worst people ignoring the lessons on how to not be a shitstain of a person. More about control and shame and not just… being good people.

Would you want to drink water ten+ kids put their hands in?

It’s stupidly easy to break many dogs of training once they realize they don’t have to play the sniffing game to get treats.

Just spoil the hell out of it and it’ll be your best friend drugs or no.

Government and the rich, not “Americans”. Americans are just as pissed.

If you’re not classist against billionaires, you’re part of the problem.

I’m willing to prove you wrong. Where’s my billion?

Isn’t that literally codified in many legal jurisdictions? If it’s not available through any legal avenue, it’s totally fine to pirate, as it is no longer a commercial entity with commercial protections.

The US approach isn’t overkill. It’s brainless corporatism, favoring capitalists running corpos over its own populace. Not that I’m a fan of Xi or China’s politics (lol ‘communism’ with a ruling party lmfao), but the US is a broken state ran by pedophiles and lobbyists.

rofl imagine defending a worse world. Wild.

good job letting them win.

Sadly the only presently easily findable source is https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-12022427/Steven-Crowder-seen-disturbing-Ring-footage-verbally-abusing-heavily-pregnant-wife.html but believe you me, that clown is nothing more than a petulant child who happened to get old.

(there should be more youtube footage of political commentators commenting about it around the time, but I’m far too lazy to look it up as it was everywhere in the right circles at the time)

rofl imagine being the fucking clown pretending free medicsl and college would be a bad thing.

Again: Fucking. Clown.

Jumping from one sinking ship to another sinking ship.

Uh… interesting choice…

Bingo. Excellent job seeing through the BS lies of purchased figureheads who are FAR too often confused for politicians.

Exactly, but this demands a question that I sadly have to ask more and more as time goes on…

“At what point does a useful idiot become an enemy?”

“let” me steal video games? rofl

Mother fucker, do you think I ask Nintendo permission before I emulate their shit?