I know it’s Piers Morgan and he will say shit just to rile shit up cause it gets him the views. You could probably fit a summary of his actually deeply held convictions on a corner of a postage stamp.

But sometimes it is hilarious when his acceptability to fascists and far right types lulls them into thinking he is on their side, rather than just the side that personally enriches him the most at that moment in time.

He is in the perfect position to sink the knife in right up to the hilt and give it a little twist.

Yeah I know. Sorry to have stepped on your… Joke isn’t the right word… Social commentary?

I hear what you are saying, but that’s a matter of perspective. I tend to be no more or less scared of Muslims than I am Christians. Talk to a lot of people in South East Asian and they can tell you some tales that don’t make mainstream news about Buddhists. I’m sure there’s a bunch of lore out there covering Hindus as well.

Well… I mean… Who knows what sort of crazy demon he was trying to summon with that spell he was writing?

I’m from Australia, that would scare and confuse a number of the locals here too. We are also pretty damn racist.

Just nowhere near as religious.

And verily he said unto the assembled flock: “I use Arch by the way!” and there was much rolling of eyes and snorts of derision from the unbelievers.

Would be amusing to see the look on her face if a Muslim sat next to her on a plane and started preaching. Or a Hindu. Or a Christian from a different sect.

All these special snowflakes need to fuck right off and let the rational people live their lives in peace.