Now that’s what I call mindfulness.

They wouldn’t text. That’s too nice.

They’d call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is “food?”

I’m just shitposting now

Yeah look I haven’t gotten that far yet. Could I have? Almost certainly.

Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.

I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.

Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?

See that’s the problem with age differences.

If I tell you they are 23 years apart, you think “uhh”.

If I tell you they are 17 and 40, you think “UHHHHH”

Lets see if it applies to me:

Her and I are 11 years apart.

Her and I are 23 and 34.

Hmm.

JFC I hate it.

But it’s so cursed I want it

Well, I thought about that.

See, they executed two people who got in the way.

What would they do if you put your hands towards their head? Probably kneecap you, then make you bite the curb, and leave you for dead.

If the goddamn state legislature wasn’t deadlocked I’m sure they could make a law that criminalizes law enforcement obscuring their face.

Ok NGL, I really don’t like the onion predicting this one, given how accurate they are on everything in the past.

Nah, we unfortunately have mouths. I imagine they could shut off their telepathic communication, but I can’t shut off my ears when I hear conservatives talk.

Sucks to suck I guess. Of everyone who gets theirs, I hope his is nice and drawn out.

Majority of ML/Software Engineers report zero CEOs listened to them about it.

Fuck if I know. The rich people are really evil.

Yeah I’m almost certain that is exactly what is happening

mood

Suggest?

So I did the math. A 30 year fixed and a 50 year fixed have a monthly payment difference of $1.

What the absolute fuck.

Yay! I love to see it. I briefly looked into it this summer but then I got distracted and lost track