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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days ago

Americans beg Iran to intervene as death toll in Minneapolis reaches 80,000

www.normalisland.co.uk

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Americans beg Iran to intervene as death toll in Minneapolis reaches 80,000

www.normalisland.co.uk

geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days ago
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The desperate American people have pleaded with the Ayatollah of Iran to intervene after the death toll in Minneapolis reached 80,000.
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  • calliope@retrolemmy.com
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    Americans are now asking themselves how it got to this point.

    It all began when Americans were so overcome with racism that they gave absolute power and six-figure salaries to the worst people among them. Who would’ve thought things could go so badly wrong?

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    Ok NGL, I really don’t like the onion predicting this one, given how accurate they are on everything in the past.

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    Great article. Perfect satire lol

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    forgot puppy killer background in charge. what a character /s; https://time.com/6971773/kristi-noem-memoir-dog-kill-children-net-worth/

    interview; we’re looking for someone to run DHS like a dude ranch. aah. kill puppies. check

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    More like China at this point.

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    off the rails like nine years running. fuck trump

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