You need therapy

Wow you really made me push against my cage!

Yes, that’s what I’m doing :)

A bidet attachment to my toilet was a game changer for this. On its maximum pressure with a bit of relaxation I can rinse out my colon all in the toilet so there’s no extra mess.

As for condoms on the toys, I tried that and it does make cleanup easier but I had issues with the toys shooting out of the condoms. You would have to get unlubricated ones to avoid that.

As for the actual cleaning, if your toys are made of hard plastic or actually platinum cured silicone you can safely use rubbing alcohol which is great for both cleaning fast as well as disinfecting.

What a good girl!

Breathtaking!

It doesn’t load for me :(

Oh wait, are you not a US voter? If not, I will explain it to you (even though I already did two comments ago). Debbie Wasserman-Schultz runs the Democrat party. It’s one of two political parties in the USA.

Please stop being intentionally obtuse, it’s hella disingenuous. You are obviously experienced enough to know that me shitting on the dems in the DWS era means I’ve been an active lefty for at least a decade.

Edit: lol I forgot to switch from my porn alt for this conversation

Those are great examples! Next time you try to convince someone use positive examples instead of just kvetching, it’s much more impactful.

Also I’ll start calling it the Democratic party after DWS and crew stop rigging the primaries.

What has the Democrat party done for you?

You always manage to brighten my day :)

You seem fun :)

Wrong character. Ask To^lkⁱen.

We have that in California, it’s great! I haven’t had to navigate a stupid phone cancellation tree in years.

Why would anybody name a food company STD lol

I have used the most expensive microwaves money can buy from Kenmore and GE and honestly the sensor reheat is just always complete shit. Way over or underdone every time. Soup/beverages are the only thing it’s good for. And the popcorn is also perfect every time.

This isn’t some theoretical thing I’m making up. It’s really basic math and physics you should have learned in high school. To do a trip of a few miles you would have to charge for a week. Here is a good explainer with demonstration cars that have been physically built, maybe that will help drive the point home.

No, there is literally only so much energy radiated by the sun in a certain area. The number of square feet of roof on a car is just too small to propel it, even with magic theoretical 100% efficient panels.

The world is starting to wise up to the fact that online advertising is nearly 100% fraudulent so they aren’t buying online ads as much.