Those claws are definitely not “friend shaped”.

Humans are food shaped. That’s a more realistic take.

When will at go to war riding on IBM Selectric?

Carrots often are covered in feces (manure) and the very ugly bacteria that comes with that. No joke.

Not in old age.

When this was built people weren’t as heavy as they are today.

Yep. It’s so sweet.

Roommates.

Like this:

Herf, herf.

When it’s a 24 h display like in the cartoon the digits must have more lights to represent numbers higher than 15. The clock in the cartoon only has four lights per column.

I’d prefer your version of this clock.

Half length spaghetti are easy: You take full length spaghetti and snap them in half.

Fast and simple solution.

So they had to abandon their digital lifestyles 200.000 years ago?

They are already doing that, don’t they?

Looks more like a bag of paper but what do I know.

You from the McD marketing department? 😂

Yep, korrekt.

In my younger years I partied wild and even hosted parties with hundreds of guests (rented facilities).

Since my 40s I stay at home and go to bed at 10 pm latest.

Probably pretty boring as it was laying underground in total dark for a very long time, and after that in some remote area without any action.

Nothing to see, nothing to tell.

Or like my dick and my balls… I get it.

Make something weird up at your own leisure and call it a church.

Is that from a british tv show? I remember something like that vaguely.