Leopards literally eating someone’s face
Snow leopard attacks on humans are extremely rare due to the creature’s shy and elusive nature.
That sounds like a literal quote from “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.”
Just make a sitcom of the rest of her life – I mean, someone who thinks “there’s a large wild predatory cat, let me move much closer to it to get a photo” must have a lot of other interesting decisions in her life that we all want to see the outcomes of.
Damn… very literal today, aren’t we? Brava
Finally a real story about a leopard eating a person’s face.
I thought there would be a lot more jungle cats here.
Damn nature, you scary
I feel bad for them, which I don’t ever feel for anything in this community… this is weird.
Also fucking hilarious to post this here.
I long for the day when this community is just full of articles about actual leopards ripping off people’s faces for bothering them.
and even older days when this was about leopards ripping off people’s faces not because they bothered them, but because they literally voted for it.
there was a story where an actual bear dropped and killed a hunter. a black bear in a tree fell on a hunter and killed him.
“Snow leopards are not aggressive towards humans. There has never been a verified snow leopard attack on a human being. Even if disturbed while feeding, a snow leopard is more likely to run away than try to defend the site.” - snowleopards.org
It must have been freaked out by the skier.
That website is funded and maintained by snow leopards, don’t fall for their propoganda.
Everyone here just lap lapping it up …
They’re being groomed.
Does it fit this sub if it’s literally leopards eating faces? 🤔
Based on my reading of the community rules, there’s nothing stating that only metaphorical leopards eating metaphorical faces are allowed.
But are metaphorical leopards allowed to play basketball?
If mods take this post down, we should riot.
imagine the hypocrisy: mods acting surprised about people posting about leopards eating faces, after so many years of enforcing rules that people should post about leopards eating faces.
Would have fit better if the authorities had put out the warning NOT to get close before it hapened.
According to the article they had put out a warning about snow leopards in the area and not to get to close and not to try get photos with them
This article posted in this community is so damn literal… Good job.
She is seen being taken away from the scene with blood pouring from her face.
The only way this article could be more fitting for this community is if there had been more than one snow leopard.
Well, that was literal.
except its a tiger relative, snow leopards are closely related to tigers than to leopards, so a tiger ate your face.
Remind me to invite you to my next party, you’re a riot.
Did not expect to be alive for this day
Oh shit thats Altay, I was over there. 99% chance I would have gotten mauled trying to pet the kitty, but 1% is still worth the risk.
“I never thought a snow leopard would eat MY face!”
I came here just to make sure someone said that.
She didn’t vote for the snow leopard in any capacity, but she did test her luck with it.
