THOU SHALT NOT TOMMY GUN

Just got it. Had to come back to updoot

Holy shit, that twist

I’d prefer them and their trucks patrol about 50 miles southeast of Galveston

Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer

Aww… Thanks for the- HEY!

I only get the slightest bit of solace knowing that every person in that truck probably ate some blowback

Maybe they did it as a group activity

Please, no. Some of us are trying really hard to unfuck this shit.

This is pretty funny, but not as funny as the multiple Michael Scott-esque overlapping usernames at the bottom

Someone should put shoes on them, look how cold their feet are!!!

”Where you came from," a.k.a. “prison?”

Can I take your picture? Ok, now let’s get a picture of both of us together!

But, for serious, that’s gotta suck for everyone just trying to enjoy their day until this asshole decided to harass the wildlife.

Freeze peach, amirite? So cool how no one saw this coming.

/sarcasm

No, I have a conflicting schedule. I’m gonna be too busy not being there.

I once drove through a trailer park that said 9½, and I wasn’t sure what to make of that. I know that it’s meant to catch your attention, but what a useless fucking number to choose.

Don’t know the laws there, but in Texas, white signs represent things regulated by laws and have legal repercussions while yellow signs are just warnings or notices.

• Drive 45 passing a white sign that says 35: get a ticket
• Drive 45 passing a yellow sign that says 35: probably trying to warn you about a curve, condition, wildlife, or intersection. Slow down if you’re feeling cautious.

You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:

A fart a fart, it’s good for the heart
It sets the body at ease

It will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
And it fumigates all of the fleas

Lemme grab my camera!

George Orwell died in 1950, you either have the wrong year or wrong attributed personality. /s