Stolen Continents

So maybe I’m not so stupid for frequently thinking, every time I start Signal (the app): “Sigunaru.”

I think “pants” is also underwear in the UK.

A mere strike to the underbody, you say?

“Country star”… Kacey Musgraves? Yup, it’s her. Fuck yeah.

The main way polygraphs work is called the “bogus pipeline.” It means that people are afraid of being caught lying so they tell the truth when hooked up to the machine.

Is this that thing that was clearly a satire post? Did this paper buy it?

It honestly sounds like the judge has a point. The plaintiffs contended that there was a constitutional right. There doesn’t appear to be, in Mississippi.

And if they do, some of us will take national tours for the express purpose of pissing on every one of them.

I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

*whale’s

Thank you. Reading that article and looking for the headline was some Kafka shit.

Is there a version of this with, you know, just one more space in the text? You know where.

Trying to find more Google services I can unsubscribe from…

I have poor circulation (possibly Raynaud’s Disease) so sandals without extra insulation have been a painful prospecr for two decades.

Everyone in Canada is already in America… That was easy.

And somehow voyeurism is still illegal.

No,it only looks dead. It was holding still to get measured.

Look. I don’t come here to be verbally abused.

I’m sorry. Sounds like you’ve had some shitty experiences. I have, too, so maybe I get it at least somewhat (based on this very short description), but my experiences aren’t yours, and it sucks. It changes you and can fuck up future relationships and happiness if the aftermath doesn’t go well. Hoping you have found a better path toward happiness.