they just gotta watch out for The Pensioner

I’ve seen how seagulls live, far from the sea, next to trash piles and landfills. They’re overpopulated and competing with eachother for scraps.

Not much different from humans, in some ways.

I wouldn’t say they have permission to squawk their heads off, but wtf you gonna do? Birds gonna bird.

And shit anywhere and on whom you want.

My number one memory of being at a beach in New Jersey was watching a lady get mugged by a group of seagulls who then proceeded to steal her purse.

OOP later found craving human snacks https://youtu.be/Kqy9hxhUxK0