“Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds.”
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Is the US even a real place?
Depends on what state you’re in, but yeah. Sometimes stuff like GTA might as well be a documentary for how people react here XD
Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it’s the other way around nowadays
I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.
Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!
I mean Benjamin Franklin probably would’ve been down for it let’s be honest
Might have taken a little edge off the Civil War. I smell my foot rotting but I can’t feel it!
I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.
should buy a Powerball ticket.
No, you have used your luck in this. Try next year.
Is “McCayswille” the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?
