I think you mean:
“the quality and expediency of healthcare … in America.”
It has very good quality and expendiency.
All you have to do is buy a wing.
Snitches get gangrene doesn’t roll off the tongue as good.
It does sound way meaner lol.
“snitches get to glue their own wounds shut and hope it doesn’t get infected” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Hey, uh, don’t glue deep wounds. If it’s going past the subcutaneous fat–and you should be able to see the fat layer if it’s a deep cut, assuming you can slow the bleeding enough–use staples. You can get a cheap, disposable, sterile, pre-loaded surgical stapler off Amazon, or lots of other, more reputable sites. Glue seals everything in, and when you finally get medical attention, it’s going to be a bitch to remove if the wound needs to be irrigated or debrided. Staples pop off quickly and with minimal discomfort.
If it’s actually spurting/spraying blood, get a tourniquet on as high and tight as possible, pack the wound with gauze (or a t-shirt), put direct pressure on it, and get to an ER immediately, regardless of the cost.
I sense an influencer’s “we put Amazon one day delivery to the ultimate test!” vid dropping soon.
Anyone can stitch you up.
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Sidestep the whole issue by saying: “Snitches end-up in ditches.”
For accuracy, it should be updated to read “Snitches will need stitches.”
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Oh wow I thought getting stitches could literally mean “getting stabbed”.
