I never knew wild animal mass vaccination was practiced. My mind blown today.

If open to sharing, which music gives eezeebee this effect?

I dragged my introverted ass to 10 houses on my street in an attempt to find a shred of US political solidarity in a red state. I got 7 no answer, left 1 Ring Camera message, 1 polite declination, and 1 prison guard who “doesn’t really watch the news”. I felt awkward as hell but I remain excited about talking to enough people to find 1 or 2 who are like “You think this is all insanity too?!” This isn’t the “topic” OP solicited but as an introvert it feels valuable to share here that I felt good after forcing myself to break that ice.

I am easily spun up talking about myself. Getting me talking isn’t too hard, but I start to feel introvert exhaustion once I think maybe I’m talking too much or I find reason to doubt the person wants to talk any further.

Movies/shows have been good topics for me. Enough people have seen Spaceballs, Interstellar, The Pitt, Marvel that people’s inner nerd pops out like a Jack in the Box when their fandom comes up. A coworker and I once had nothing in common, but I brought up Mystery Science Theater 3000 offhand and she cut me off to shout “I LOVE EMMESSTEE THREE KAY!!”

They might eat ‘around’ hers.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

The hands are at 10 and 2. If you can read this WAKE UP YOU ARE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL D:

Thank you for this image.

Years ago I saw a pic of a puke-inducing sunlit living room with “Home is where the heart is” superimposed over the image. It looked like a soulless ad for overpriced white-woman-instagram furniture.

And someone overlaid an image of THIS MAN but with like 1% opacity, like it was a ghostly face haunting the scene. You wouldn’t even notice it if scrolling too fast.

I loved it and I miss it and this brought me back.

Feels like Santa, in Toejam and Earl

Sounds a bit like the minting of a new Space Marine

Asking his 12 year old, over the protests of his wife, whether said 12 year old prefers girls with big boobs or small boobs. And pressing the issue for ten minutes after the 12 year old told him that that was an offensive and disgusting question to hear from this particular pervert and demonstrated child groomer.

Echoing Alice’s Restaurant. It’s funny too.

New bar trivia team name: The Group Dubya Bench

Oh fk I’m gonna christ

Paging Joe Burrow

Like the lady with whiteout in Erin Brockovich

“Wanna see an impression of you?” kid says to an old guy.

“gamble gamble gamble DIEEE”

Dawww, they’d claim that was the reason too. So, my idea goes behind the shed.

Symbol of “the cross” with hover-over text in which Microsoft writes “pray I don’t amend it further.”

For that future timeline when the meaning of Save becomes “stop working, let Copilot perfect it, and close”