Having grown up in Wisconsin most everywhere else I’ve been in North America people ask me if I’m from Canada. 🤷‍♀️

❄️🍁🧀🏒

Also Jesusland doesn’t want Wisconsin as no Baptists, only Lutherans and Catholics and they aren’t Christians, per the Baptists. ⛪☦️📖

some of those kids have to take the school bus through Canada to get to their Minnesota public school.

Ohio (comeback to Texas)

Dude, Colorado Springs could be the capital of Jesusland.

Hmmm, Leavening Jesusland by NOFX

I mean the Mormons teach he used to hang out there.

OMGosh, this is like the third time I’ve read this and I only got it now

what is “IRW USA FootBall”?

because we learn English as babies by hearing things, and they sound the same. We also struggle with to, too, and two; there, their and they’re, its and it’s, etc.

@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net this the girl you need to marry. She can manage a budget like a motherfucker.

I always keep it until I break it, usually about 2.5 years.

Some of it was their parents having lived thrush the great depression and lost out on having much of anything and wished their grandparents would have kept stuff just in case. So our boomer parents were taught how important hoarding was.

This adversity to calling is a real f’n problem.

Here here the loss of potential earnings stuff airways grinds my gears

Wait, how the fuck do you have a GSM phone with no Sim card slot?

When I found out some of the largest lemmy instances were blocked on libranet.de due to the large worker queue.

Wait, you guys don’t get junk mail? I got like a birthday card from my mom, but I get like 3-5 advertisements in the mail everyday

20 years ago we didn’t even think about "45 episodes of T.V. until years after is release. We just watched whatever was on because it was Tuesday.

I’m sure your are loads of fun at parties.

I mean who doesn’t want a big tiddy goth gf?