Someone just assigned me a Jira issue for a project I haven’t been on the team for since at least 2 and a half years ago. We didn’t even use Jira when I was on that project.

Antinatalism is the solution.

Campsuds?

Wellness MLMs and scams often talk about toxins and old shit being stuck on intestines like they are physical pipes. And then sell stuff that will dislodge and clear that stuff out.

So, there’s probably someone trying to sell mercury to people for that already.

ICE has already arrested citizens who have committed zero crimes. We are past the start.

glace of win

Yes, my favorite drink.

Better Off Alone was by Alice Deejay.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Exclusion_Act

I guess this was about those Chinese Catholics then.

This isn’t even a read the article moment. It’s a read the second half of the headline moment.

Eating the rich doesn’t also consume their wealth. Doesn’t even necessarily redistribute it. Most of the time it just makes another rich person that could be eaten.

San Diego calls its fireworks show the Big Bay Boom. But every year, I think that time was the only real Big Bay Boom.

Newsom has mentioned it. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/06/06/newsom-floats-withholding-federal-taxes-00393386

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.

English nobility it might be more digestible for most people.

Eat the rich!

This stat seems to be just fire related deaths while the graph is all deaths.

We probably need to compare deaths or number of fire or deaths due to fire divided by number of miles driven per model. Or something like that.

What a phreak!

Just RUMP is good enough. Save 20% of production costs.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ThKA/meta-ai-frank

Imagine running an ad for your AI where all it does is help you bungle the situation despite how much personal information it knows.

I ain’t your friend, pal.

Or hAmaS bLew iT up To maKe isReAL lOok baD.