If this was not the timeline I live in, I would laugh myself unconscious at that title.

Might as well catch those, who run up super close so that the bruises are extra crispy.

Create a live USB stick and demonstrate it to her, without deleting Windows. Bonus points if you rice the fuck out of it with some kawaii shit for your GF and make Sims 4 work with Wine.

Reddit has a huge user base, that is their value. They generate a lot of data every second, which can be sold. Of course this is technically possible on other platforms, but they do have it right now right here.

Discord was never “good”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvNkdAggUGU

I have bad news for you, it was adversarial from the beginning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvNkdAggUGU