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Merde

Did they ever make BICycles?

Change my name to John Connor

I still want to see Chief O’Brien show up in season 2 of Starfleet Academy, still fixing things, and no explanation given as to why he’s still alive.

Coming from a guy whose first response to compromised shields wasn’t “modulate shield frequencies.”

I’m pretty sure the updates are usually just to replace the icon on your desktop which you deleted immediately after the last update. Who launches Acrobat from the icon anyway? I’ve only ever opened it by opening a PDF directly.

Needs more JPEG

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…

Plus it’s got the easiest access to the lavatory.

Miles should just show up in Starfleet Academy, just fixing things and saving the day, but with no explanation given as to why he is still alive.

Unironically is an anagram of unicornially.

Do you still have a functional Zip drive?

Eggland’s Best already stamps their logo on the eggs they sell. I consider that advertising on the eggs.

Did it brick after a year of use?

“keep your shirt tucked in” is great advice from someone who wears a onesie everywhere.

And was married to Janeway

All I can ever see when looking at the Michael Myers mask is William Shatner.

They didn’t win the gold medal from the miracle on ice game. That happened in the semi-final round. They went on to win the gold against Finland.

The answer to what you’ve seen them in is always star trek.