purplexed

That’s sophisticated criminal fuck, my good sir, sophisticated!

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

Hostel

I misread that, but I’m still curious

Nukes are for stopping hurricanes though

And the cylinder

“Due to a software glitch, you worked an extra 500 hours. You will not be compensated for this extra time as it was not mandatory or compulsory.”

You can go to dicks.com and see for yourself as well

It’s very clunky in its usage. Which isn’t good English, but neither is the title, so I’m over it.

That just turns you more Canadian

I’m such a fan of gyatt, it’s just so damn fun to say.

Complete remaster of Xenogears, with a fully fleshed out disc 2.

Grandma died, lol

I think that’s the bit from 2 Kings