No.

Just write your own updates.

Melting water is not ice.

Then explain ice. Water stuck to water, but are you going to tell me that ice is wet?

Fake news; water only makes other things wet.

Bring it up at your local town hall; be sincere about what Lemmy is. Ask if there are any Reddit users then publicly shame them for using the platform.

I can’t discern the size of the fries based on this picture.

Going to save this link just in case the Internet goes down one day.

You’ll never keep me tied down like that.

Queue the return of the door to door Encyclopedia salesman. Soon everyone will have a World Book Encyclopedia set in their home again!

Wtf are you talking about?

Still needs a toggle. What is this? North Korea?

67 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I would recommend looking for volunteer opportunities. Be open, what exists around you may not be exactly what you want to do, but it you’re doing something positive, the journey will make it worth it.

6, 7?

Grease pen on the shower wall.

You forgot to mention the part where he yelled, “Eat my shorts!”, before riding off on his skateboard.

Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.

That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.

FFS, at least SOMEONE here shows a little empathy.