Bald homies who have any level of insecurity about being bald, this may not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet, but I barely ever notice if another dude is bald. I like to believe I hold the majority opinion that being bald isn’t even something to look down on. And the few vain morons who do look down on bald people are not worth half their weight in rotten dog shit.

You are not what your worst thoughts say you are.

Don’t pay thousands of dollars trying to look like someone else, unless you’re evading law enforcement or some shit, but even then you can just wear a surgical mask

I have a “weird” name

So I normally just say my name is John if I’m interacting with someone I’ll probably never meet again

I did not know that my brother, with a similarly “weird” name, practices this exact same technique until he told the Starbucks barista that his name was John.

Thinking on my feet, I said my name was “uhh, Smith”

Taking it a step further, I wonder how many people I caused to go on to hate humanity because of something I wrote online

Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

Volkswagen didn’t even change their name

Barely changed the logo

“Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?”

threema balls

alias rm="rm -rf";
alias cd="rm ~/Desktop; cd";
pyhton="shutdown now"

I normally don’t read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is

Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn’t even a word

ah

salvia

I whiteknuckle through it and I’m pretty sure it’s killing me

There’s no way I’m reaching 50 without a stroke or a heart attack

It’s like trying to swim upstream while almost drowning all the time

Life is hard.

If he had enough time to unholster his gun, he was absolutely planning on murder.

“Self defense” my ass

Bomb sniffing dogs don’t become explosive after a few successful shifts, for similar reasons.

If you’re already in a bleak mood and don’t want to make it worse, I’d suggest not looking into related statistics.

If you’re ready to be pissed off, keep reading and researching.

I saw a figure from the Guardian: over 320k detentions and deportations last year.

That’s already deep into false positive territory for the legal citizen metric.

I couldn’t find an exact figure, because this headline made me a bit too sick to continue:

2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 31 people who died in custody (Also, the Guardian)

Thirty one human lives are gone because they didn’t have the right paperwork.

And that was just in ICE Custody. It doesn’t include CECOT and wherever else people were deported to.

hello Mike D never showed up

may I have the water

Thumbs crossed for Nambia to do the funniest thing of all time

You can absolutely do that.

But do be careful with kde-full if you’re running very old hardware. I’m talking about <4gb DDR3, CPUs from Obama’s first term etc.

I’m not saying KDE’s “bloated”; I am still in absolute shock at how light it is compared to Windows.

But if you are dealing with hardware that needs a daily lethal dose of donepezil, opt for kde-standard

(Difficult lesson I learned)

maybe op was doing it a lot

and/or the litter was plutonium or something

edit: I think the phrasing was intended to be hyperbolic

“honest to god that’s as far as I can go”

This was an interesting choice of image for the JFK mention.

it’s regular capitalism but without pesky things like “environmental laws” and “human rights”

And everything memorized must be available for a timed 0.5-3 hour session with no access to any kind of notes, which risks destroying any chance of those memories “sticking” long term.

The only times in my adult life where

1. Time was crucial

AND

2. I had no access to any helpful information

was never

All it did was exacerbate my underlying mental health issues while my brain was developing.