“It’s mostly used for art now”

Do you call a procedurally generated monkey art? In stores, you get receipts for things that are actually usable. The hell are you going to use a JPEG for?

“Verify authenticity”

If that JPEG is shared, other people will have access, and your “ownership” will be nothing, since people can just repost it on other NFT shit sites and start the loop all over again.

“with a receipt that never decays”

And what if the NFT site suffers link rot or actually goes down? Your digital “never decaying” receipt would be useless and/or inaccessible.

I saw a Bored Ape idiot on Twitter. I just replied with a screenshot of the NFT.

You own cash physically.

Try again. And don’t say credit cards, because that’s still a physical object. Cash websites? It’s not like you own something pointless on there. It’s actually usable. NFTs are not.

Just wait until someone removes the entirety of the database instead of a GitHub branch. Then NFT people will understand how they wasted their fucking money.

Who said there was a limit?

Double it. Then the other guy will double it, and so on. Infinite loop = no deaths.

Who would even want to fuck him? He’s already fucked himself and Twitter.

Nah. He’s 10.

If you know, you know.

Since it is “for the children”, I’m sure they won’t give a shit about censorship.

Prepare your VPNs. This will be one hell of a ride.

I’m still not going to use TikTok.

Idk man. That looks like a cat to me.

That’s unfortunate.

I spin anyways. I’ve had this pfp even before this post. I shall remain spinning, and I will not stop.

Y’all probably found that one out because of me.

The holy rotating torafugu.

I watched episodes 1-51 and I actually understand it now.

I’m 18. I should be having a job by now, but I choose to wither away in my bed while watching a war between cameramen and giant toilets with laser eyes.

Reddit is Deaddit.

Yup. XP was legendary.

I’m only 18 and I remember.

Maybe it isn’t the same one.

Ironic. The last time I checked, there was a lot of “Fuck Spez”.

Because life gives you lemons… And rotating pufferfish!