A bit more complicated than the question, but my (now ex) GF’s friend/ex-roommate had joined us for this big party and got really, really drunk and fell asleep on our only bed in the middle of the party. Party ends, my GF goes to bed, everyone leaves, I clean up. I thought she would be asleep on our little couch/loveseat thing, but she’s in bed with her friend.
So I go to sleep on the loveseat. At some point, GF wakes me up and pulls me into bed. We go to sleep. She’s buzzed/drunk, I’m buzzed/drunk and I’m sleeping like the dead. I wake up dehydrated with her grinding on me very slowly and I’m rock solid. I was surprised as she was normally very shy. So I whispered to her, asking if she was awake and she was sure she wanted to do this with her friend next to us. She said her friend was a really deep sleeper and too drunk to notice, but to be slow and not rock the bed.
So we did it as slowly and quietly as possible. Right before my GF came her friend woke up and used the bathroom, grabbed her bag, and left. So we had a good time finishing and I drank a lot of water. I felt bad/uncomfortable for waking up her friend by having sex.
The next week I asked my GF to apologize to her friend when they had class together and she claimed she didn’t notice but she said she was blushing really hard when she said so. So basically we were asshole hosts. Not worth it.

Signal?

Aww. Well you can be extremely happy not to be like them!!

I know. It’s weird. Her whole redgifs page is edited. I wonder if she has some sort of body dysmorphia.

Not in any way telling you what to do, but these dudes aren’t listening to any logical arguments that anyone here is making. Feels like a lot of them don’t know that many women either, laughably. Maybe it’s due to living in the Bible belt for so long, but most of the women I know have run into this (comic) exact sort of guy.

Not in any way telling you what to do, but these dudes aren’t listening to any logical arguments that anyone here is making. Feels like a lot of them don’t know that many women either, laughably. Maybe it’s due to living in the Bible belt for so long, but most of the women I know have run into this (comic) exact sort of guy.

Do you know the phrase:

“Hope for the best, but expect the worst”

?

A lot of the picture is edited somehow. Look at where her arm meets the red shelf.

Pretty good, but those things are definitely fake.

Didn’t say she wasn’t! I’ll take your word for it.

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Why the red dot touch-ups?

A bunny with no tail??

You have some typos that make this impossible to understand.

You clearly haven’t experienced bad oral.

Sure looks like it.

Tangy

On the other hand, orgasms and sex can reduce the discomfort of a period in some women.

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Well, gotta be the left girl’s. It looks like she hasn’t had any yet so I’ll get the most from that one.