Make sure you put some money aside for the future.

The money:

Jake Soolly?!

Roll tide!

And giant squid.

This bad boy from Dark Forces:

Concussion Rifle. Sounded like a banshee’s scream when fired. Too bad it got neutered in the sequel though.

A real Maestro 😏

Melania out heeyuh lookin’ like Sarah Connor.

Jayne memes aged like milk because Adam Baldwin is trash.

Thanks for the heads up!

Is closing your eyes part of the greeting, or is that optional?

Preganté

Gurlfraynd ain’t had period since she gawt pregat?

Gott’em

conspiracies about FEMA

its better to have loved and lost than never have loved at all.

Because you’re me.

I could be you, I could even be me

Ernst & Die Young.