Spykee

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

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Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

Show me.

Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\

Can I talk to her?

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

Wanna be friends?

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

Bullshit!
I’m a kiss-less virgin but I’m depressed as fuck.
Are you telling me I’m getting smooched without me knowing it? That’s even worse. FUCK!

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

FINALLY, FUCKING!

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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.