Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty.

I work in customer service…

I don’t think George actually works.

Work through my Steam library.

I got the Sheetz at Sheetz.

My Girl. I have a fear of bees because of that movie.

I’m surprised that nobody has mentioned the Strong Museum of Play which contains the video game hall of fame

I love finding out that someone I graduated with has a kid who is now graduating, like damn I feel so old.

It was aliens!

The type I grew up with.

I may be dating myself here, but Beanie Babies.

I’m surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it’s been known for its white supremacists lately.

I used to get the same mailings. They send me a card to opt out of the union but nobody ever sends a card to opt out of those mailings.

Still here we are, both of us lonely.

Lately I’ve been enjoying a half Mountain Dew half Baja Blast mix when I go to Taco Bell.

hehe

I thought they took those chips off the market.

And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.

Improv