Why do the least and most add up to more than 100%?

Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

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You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn’t a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Yes, we all have a closet filled with Waters brand chromatographs

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Poor Skim Scott.

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins

More brutal than honest, actually.

That money is still going somewhere. The donors are getting poorer and whoever is receiving the legal fees is getting more powerful.

No, you have your digital id in a database that also has a link to a picture of the precious. There is no implied ownership of the image.

You got any of them Mummies Alive! movies?

I was underwhelmed by most of the jokes until the geometry near the end. It’s like they happened too slowly, so the impact wasn’t as strong as they were in the earlier seasons.

Twitter is my ex

The bullets are in the lucky charms