showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

Hilarious. For the past two decades, the industry harp had been “We can sell our tech to China to bring down their emissions!”

How funny that the switch has flipped. What are these tech salesman preaching now? Or do they still think that they are ahead?

I would never contest that point

Am I wrong that it’s correct in the subject/object sense

Where is it going

I’ve been saying it.

Literally just elect whoever is the funniest.

The machine will not stop.

They’re also legal in PRC.

I wish this was to scale

People are great until you put them in a car.

Having the Samemiddlename

I used to have an Chinese app called TTS that I found on Reddit that could connect your TTS reader to using Microsoft’s premium voices, god that was awesome. I used an app called Read Aloud, those were the golden years. Since I can no longer use MS voices and ReadEra Premium started offering TTS I just uninstalled the two above.

ReadEra Premium gives you some network TTS options but they are only Good. Not sure if the free version offers TTS.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

Me when a Land Bird flaps its wings and flies to another continent

Hell yeah might be time to upgrade from the 6 pro

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

“oh damn, that shit is expensive”

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good

P.S. electric cars are here to save Cars, not the environment