I’m the “work mate” in this meme and yeah dude you need to run.
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scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she wonEnglish
11·5 days agoOkay in a 14 comment thread this is the second to make me chuckle. Saved.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she wonEnglish
14·5 days agoGood enough for POTUS is good enough for my household.
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. The EVs they AREN’T building but we WANT TO BUY will use even more of those resources.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Top Trump military adviser says US must prepare to fight around moonEnglish
4·5 days agoThis means bullish outlook for my Flat Moon YouTube channel.
Regardless of the assignment a resounding YES
… because the water in the toilet rises when I sit in the bath.
Almost as if the loss of life was the entire point…
>pretending the Vietnam war “happened to you”
Name a more American experience, I dare you.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠
1·23 days agoThat explains it.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You when you close the zipper on your weiner
22·23 days agoDowvoted for American hubris.
9.5/10 don’t reach the zipper.
He said “hsssssss” a lot and also “meow”.
My grandma had two black cats, one named Goblin and the other Poussiere (french for Dust) because he had a little grey smudge on his forehead.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Can we rename The Whitehouse, The Big Top?
4·25 days agoThe 19th Hole
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•If farts were sold in cans like soda, would they require nutritional info panel?
1·25 days agoWell yeah, if it was corn fed it wouldn’t be just a fart.
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
privacy@lemmy.ca•XCancel gets taken down as X Corp sends cease-and-desist letter to Nitter
19·28 days agoEvery time I bang an X Corp lawyer’s wife she gives me a cookie.
Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?
scrodumb@lemmy.cato
privacy@lemmy.ca•XCancel gets taken down as X Corp sends cease-and-desist letter to Nitter
712·28 days agoX Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we’ve seen in USA they’re pretty meaningless too.
The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven’t earned.
Ignore X Corp lawyers. They’re all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can’t read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I’m wrong.

He’s been on vacation since election night. The real question is when will he show up to work?