Is this before or after the comic where he defeated birth control to impregnate his wife without her consent?

How much have you had to drink today?

People like this don’t feel remorse, they aren’t capable of it. Lying to placate the dumb masses is natural to them, because they assume that all other human beings can only feel either rage or greed like they do.

Let me just skip the implications and address your real meta point: no I am not a January 6 apologist or sympathizer.

What a myopic point of view, they’re missing out on the fun of leaving construction cones and tools buried untouched under snow for 4 months so unsuspecting motorists can fuck up their tires. I guess Michigan has the art of corrupt road construction contracts perfected to an art, though, and not everybody can do that as well.

Are we talking seasons, or seasons? Assuming the latter, my tier list of the midwest’s seasons:

S - Christmas, Halloween, and apple cider seasons
A - Baseball and Hockey seasons, blueberry season
B - Deer and fishing seasons
C - College football season
D - Tornado season
F - Construction season

I’m a liberal, I can field this one. The form of protest I find acceptable is destruction of government and corporate property, but not working-class peoples’ houses and mom-and-pop businesses. Is it really so much to ask to have rioting confined to productive activities, such as trashing city hall, looting Amazon DCs, destroying private jets and yachts, assaulting corrupt politicians, tarring and feathering billionaires, and burning down police stations? The establishment has successfully recuperated progressive protest by tricking people into associating it with low-level domestic terrorism, “we get what we want or maybe your houses burn down”; what we should be doing is repeatedly yanking the choke chain on the state and the 1% so hard their eyes pop out.

I wouldn’t know, I only shart my pants in Walmart’s Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.

#HoloYolo

This is not the Katamari Damacy people, it’s the people who ported Katamari Damacy Reroll.

Right, assuming they’re not lying, which isn’t the kind of assumption you should ever make in the tech industry.

Oh come on, it’s not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom’s face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.

The extent of my American education on this matter, paraphrased:

“During President Eisenhower’s farewell address, he warned the American people against increasing social polarization and the dominance of the military-industrial complex, and then it happened anyway. Ain’t that some shit? Write a paper comparing the ways we ignored the warnings in Eisenhower’s farewell address against the ways we also ignored the warnings in George Washington’s farewell address.”

This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.

There wasn’t a Literacy ranger

But I was told that closed-source is more secure, surely nobody lied when they said that

How do you mean, “you” “do” “you”? Do you mean masturbation? Are you asking me to masturbate and send you pictures and videos. That’s sick, and you’re a pervert. Check your PMs.

Agreed, mine is a high and lonely destiny

I didn’t think I needed to say “except for the total dipshits”, but now I’m saying it. Happy?