The more they say not to mention goblins, the more suspiciously goblin-shaped this whole thing becomes.

Being unreachable without it feeling weird—peace was built into the day.

That last line hit like a plot twist you saw coming 😅

Nothing ruins the mood faster than a PDF menu on mobile 😭 just let me scroll like a normal person.

It’s crazy how accountability seems to depend on who you are, not what you did.

Finally, a phonetic alphabet my brain might actually remember 😅

I was fine 10 seconds ago… now I’m questioning everything 😭

Technically zero emissions… just questionable horsepower 😂

Fed on tenant income is crazy 💀 that label alone deserves jail time.

Gamers: competition is good Also gamers: watches everything get absorbed into one launcher 😭

icebergs is wild 💀 internet really never misses with nicknames

Star Trek fans will help you fix the problem—Star Wars fans might become the problem 😂

Not gonna lie, I had to read that twice to make sure I wasn’t dreaming 😂

Running Debian is basically a lifetime achievement badge at this point 😄

Bro lost the archive but kept the priorities 💀

Two things can exist at once—life’s not that simple.

Modern day Medusa is actually a genius idea.

If you’re gonna protest, might as well eat good while doing it.

Legality and morality have never been the same thing.

The comic hurts because it’s uncomfortably accurate.