Well, when you bake leeks in the oven you don’t eat the outermost layer anyway… I guess.

Edit: PS oop is obviously doing gen z (or alpha?) humour and it is funny

Nope!

English was so easy to pick up because I consumed so much English language media that it completely fucked me when it came to taking French and Spanish.

Do you watch Japanese shows / movies with Japanese subtitles?

Did I dream it or did Trump say that people in the Epstein papers weren’t necessarily bad?

Which of course trivially true, apart from Jeffrey and Ghislaine, but just such a weird way of handling being besties with such a freak.

Bean the pain away, bean the pain away

Bean the pain away, bean the pain away

Bean the pain away, bean the pain away

Bean the pain away, bean the pain away

Huh? What? Right, uh

What else in the Teaches of Peaches?

I think it’s more sci-fi that there was this one guy who’s blood was tapped for decades to prevent miscarriages all over the world (blood type incompatibilities between universal donor mothers and the fetuses they carried).

Only destroying their cerebellum. Who needs it?

Recreational use of nitrous oxide (N2O) has increased rapidly in recent years and is now the second most commonly used recreational drug among young people in the UK. There has been a corresponding rise in cases of nitrous oxide-induced subacute combined degeneration of the cord (N2O-SACD), a pattern of myeloneuropathy usually associated with severe vitamin B12 deficiency. This can cause serious and permanent disability in young people

True, fentanyl might kill you while nitrous will just put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. With poor fine motor so even gooning won’t be the same.

So he specifically included Puerto Rico and Washington DC?

Benzozzzzz

Be not afraid

If they’ve never paid taxes then they must never have turned a profit.

Checkmate.

If your chance of dying is 1% that’s still pretty bad.

One (1) big gigaton level sneeze or get the fuck out

I think that’s a problem in many relationships, romantic or professional. Saying that you will do something and not doing it is terrible (sorry, you and your wife is right). Putting it in the calendar is the way as someone said. First put in an hour where you can figure out the steps (does it fit in the car, do I need one of those wheelie things, where can I get rid of it) and then schedule the actual getting rid of it and any steps before that. Break shit down. Use an LLM if it helps you. Making a detailed plan is good because then you can’t ponder it any more (trying to figure out the best way of doing something has stopped many a person from doing anything). Calendar items means that it’s more important than anything else you might be doing at that time (like vacuuming or whatever).

It’s the DO IT. DO IT NOW coping strategy where you do anything you notice / realise needs doing if it takes less than five minutes - with the extension that it takes less than five minutes to put things into a calendar.

Maybe couples therapy is a better investment than therapy for you individually.

Not adulting enough: is the issue that you are not working or that she doesn’t feel you are carrying your part of the domestic work?

Ever pull up your hood and pretend you’re a Scottish widow that may of may not have killed her husband by turning off the lighthouse light on a stormy night while he was at sea?

So you think Grindr can handle Pride all over the world but not Charlie Kirk’s funeral? How do think the internet works?

Is this what you are referring to? TheRealThelmaJohnson is your source? Do you also think everything on the Onion is real?

https://cybernews.com/tech/grindr-outage-charlie-kirk-memorial/

Republicans are very anti-gay and people who are supposedly our allies trying to paint the republicans as gay is a bit tiring. It’s straight people running the anti gay crusade. It’s not self-loathing, just loathing. Heck, most of the time it’s not even loathing, it’s just a convenient out group to rally around. “Who are we? Well, at least we’re not gay”. But if you think misogyny, transphobia, homophobia all those things are fine as long as it’s directed towards people who voted for the wrong party then I am not going to convince you and you are not going to convince me.

Because it’s a meme! Some journalist on Twitter posting about Grindr at the RNC and people running with it. People logging in when the RNC is in town to see if they can spot a closeted politician. It’s titillating, people sign up for Grindr because they’ve seen Hegseth’s tattoo so “they’d definitely recognise him even if he cropped out his head”. Add the trolls who get a kick out of pretending to be a closeted politician.

And I know it’s a meme because people sincerely believe that “so many people logged in that it crashed Grindr!” Like Grindr has a server in every city and you log into the closest server when you turn on Grindr. Complete nonsense.

There’s also bound to be gay staffers for republican politicians. Washington DC is the gayest place in the US. Let the staffers fuck in peace.

Liberal, call them what you want. Someone claiming not to be homophobic but still uses gay as an insult about a group they dislike. Are there closeted republicans? Sure. All kinds of closeted people. Are they even close to being a majority in republican party? No, it’s mainly goddamn straight people. Fucking own up to it and stop trying to pin the awful actions of straight people on a few hypocritical fuckwits.

Stop using gay as an insult if you truly don’t think there’s anything wrong with being gay. Challenge level impossible.