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1·2 years agoPrivacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past
11712·2 years agoI feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.
156·2 years agoAre Xbox players paste-eaters or something?
2·2 years ago🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
It’s like a half hour long fever dream…
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
272·2 years agoSmashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
R.E.M. - Automatic for the people
1·2 years agoIs it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.
DD Mmm YY
Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Ok, so I think the issue is that I selected English and undetermined. I’m still getting multiple other languages. Is this because those instances are not publishing those posts as whatever language?
183·2 years agoSocial security will be bankrupt by 2033 according to their own estimates.
https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/TRSUM/index.html
Somehow they expect to pay 80% benefits beyond that point.
Expect your income taxes to go up…and by a lot.
4·3 years agoEpic reveal: Cat’s name is Snorlax
In 2020 banks charged $30,000,000,000 in fees. That’s 30 BILLION dollars! By comparison all Hollywood movies make about $11 billion total!
So, for every dollar Americans spent on going to the movies, they spent three on account fees, over draft fees etc.
Banks answer to their share holders. Share holders like money, so banks charge fees.
Bank is a four-letter word.
Do something about the problem. Take away their ability to steal money from people that don’t have it.
Switch to a credit union. Lower or zero fees. Credit unions answer to their members, I.e. account holders.
62·3 years agoYeah, so, why did the pilot eject, if the plane was still flight worthy?
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