
I blame mitochondria

I blame mitochondria


The time needed to build a lawsuit, usually about six to ten months
Lincoln was already president, so yeah I’d say it’s possible.
My respect, for one.
Yeah but are they, like, available?


Go suck a tampon dry


I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I’m 35 )
That’s too easy and excuses us from the work needed to rescue these people, content in our own moral superiority.


When the pigeon knocks over the chess pieces, it sometimes accidently makes a good move.

Learning that Life survived Snowball Earth gave me a huge sense of comfort.

So said by everyone unjustly imprisoned. Without due process, how would we know if that’s true? May what you wish upon others happen to you first.

I vote we send you first.


Sounds like a creepy way for discord to take millions of photos of children and feed them to an AI.


Too fucking late


I salvaged my PC case from an abandoned meat packaging plant converted into a temporary police search and seizure back in the Bush Jr years that would rent space out for Airsoft. They just let us have access to that abandoned plant, and Lord Jesus were there biohazards.
Still, it’s a good case.


Now you get the appeal of Stardew Valley


Suffer
This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.