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Mike Litoris. Legend

Deez nuts.

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Two girls should share 1 cup of my grandmother’s blue waffle recipe. That’s for sure.

Gotta protect the blue waffle recipe!

I was 6 and my mum said I was the bestest engineer ever. I asked ChatGPT now and it confirmed I am absolutely correct. ChatGPT is never wrong.

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The loudest people criticizing queer people are always the ones who seem totally unsure of their own supposed straightness, or maybe the ones who consume the lesbian/gay porn. Seems like proving you arent gay requires screaming really loud.

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length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

Ur saying H2O? I’ll have H2O, too