Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

There is the saying “asleep at the switch” meaning someone failed to do their job. In this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

Heynong man.

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, “huh?”

He choked on vomit.

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

Fleas usually make a dog itch, but here his back is the one itching.

If I’m ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

I’m surprised at the use of “damn” in a 1981 comic strip.

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

In our favorite rocket ship

Well, monster or not, that IS creepy as fuck.

His parents bought him a Ouija board? Think mom or dad picked it out?

I’ve been the person to talk to interviewees before. I told them the good and the bad. We feel it’s better to be upfront and let them make an informed choice rather than hiring them only to have them quit in a year or two.

Are there any apps that have swiping between posts?

I need the Corridor Crew VFX guys to analyze those wine glass shadows.

Oh! I didn’t know about the number!