Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

Whoa what phone is that, I want one.

Is this medieval_loss.jpeg??

The electricians are at peace.
The last solenoid is in captivity.

My whole family got a hotel when our delayed plane made us miss a connection and that was five years back.

I don’t fly much and sleepable benches helps me feel like that’s the right thing to not do.

Absolutely won’t be taking off on that plane; it’s not going to be a 30-minute Safelite AeroGlass™️ appointment. And airlines don’t keep planes sitting around not making money so they won’t have a spare aircraft available to fly that route so all the passengers will likely get hotel and meal vouchers and changed tickets for the next day.

RFKj just announced he plans to ban lip balm.

No way, I know where that ring has been.

Looks like they reconsidered using the Spongebob typeface.

The prophecy of the Chosen One who would bring balance to the Force for a little while.

Haven’t you heard? web3 is going great so far!

That.

Crashing into a tree would be charged as treeson.

… Are the same who ride high chairs! UGNH!

They challenged him to manufacture a superconductor.

I have a good reply but I posted it under this comment.

I have a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it.

Don’t lend money to friends or family. Give it a a gift or not at all.

Straightforward funding requests from the instance are just fine. Advertisements can gargle a cactus.

One of the few times I’ve been able to do it was when saw a billboard (ordinary) and remembered “Hey written text is supposed to be nonsense in dreams, I wonder if I can take control?” and it worked!