“Angry Man” by Blacksmith Union has less than 1000 streams on Spotify, so I guess that one.

“Every Breath You Take” by the Police has 3.2 billion views, which edges out Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this why they love the Confederate flag? Because they think the first Civil War was about freeing the millionaires?

ABC & 123 were all known associates of Michael Jackson

I was hoping they’d call it Twitter

I would assume the usual porn genres. Country porn, reggae porn, new wave porn, jazz porn, R&B porn, folk porn, prog rock porn, pop porn…

Not very well so far

I discovered that I wasn’t having panic attacks. I was having seizures. Yay!

Check out “Deep Blue Day” by Eno. That’s always one of my go-to tracks.

Finally, a Christian who actually seems to be Christian. Unlike the reverend they quote from California. “I didn’t sign up to be a martyr.” Um, isn’t that what the guy you follow was? Oh wait, I forgot that bit where Jesus said “Think first of your family and your congregation, ‘cause fuck everyone else.”

Surprisingly indescribable.

Imma buy a LOT of anvils

Oz is such an absolute fucking moron. Robots won’t be doing the procedures on people, OBGYNs will be doing them through telerobotics. It’s a human using a tool, not a robot.

If it’s a distinctive voice and you’re doing it for commercial reasons, you will get sued and, depending on how distinct the voice is, lose. Look up Tom Waits v. Frito-Lay. He won $2.6 million from them in 1992. Granted, that was a radio commercial, but that would be the main precedent. http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/communications/waits.html

Nice try, social media.

Dinner of THE GODS! (Peanut butter & Ritz crackers)

“Oh great. Where would I have put it when I thought I was being so fucking clever? It was an orange pen, maybe I put it by the fruit so I would remember it.”

Man, I was hoping this was Kendrick Lamar

“I can’t be racist! Both of my wife’s eyes are black!”

It was measured by YA MUTHA! GO SOX!

Creed Bratton from The Office (US version). Truly one of the greatest minds. Read more at www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts