What do you call a woman with no arms or legs lying in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

I just kept the console on overnight

tankies

I don’t get why this is a divisive topic. We’ve got arbitrary nonsense units vs sensible easy to understand measurements, where’s the debate?

Clearly my preferred system of measurement is superior.

not really, irc is good enough for me

the stopped go trains are down due to a netnotworking issue.

with really long arms

Australia also has most of its telecommunications cabling underground

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

highlander 2. There’s no way it could be worse.

survivorship bias. We don’t remember the fleeting memes from 20 years ago.

this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQhfoRwSGU

headline should read “openAI stole someone else’s research and took credit”

Knowing the Australian government and their long track record of not understanding technology I think it’s a given that it will be phrased badly and be unworkable.

nah, they’re just misunderstood. Once you get to know them they really open up.

Pushkin (or pusskin if you’re feeling punny)

if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.

water is wet, fork found in kitchen

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off