Okay, troll.

Consumers will love it because they now have skin in the game! - some exec

Their brains aren’t big enough to count like you and me.

Only if you really want to blow their doors off.

It was the primary nail in my mother’s coffin and her mother’s coffin too.

It’s just hard to directly translate accurately from the original Klingon texts.

One in El Salvador, perhaps?

A surprisingly large number of people don’t vote. I refuse to believe that anything approaching half of voting-age Americans support this. Unfortunately, here we are.

One can be both smart and stupid at the same time.

So they are monitoring basically everyone.

I want one of these in my bud-hole.

NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.

Filed under, “it takes one to know one.”

Musk said it will be back on the road in no time. I don’t think it’s going to be quite that easy.

The “Auto Care” sign in the back of the frame really makes this photo a banger.

Me when the first meds kicked in: Wow, this is what silence sounds like? It’s quite peaceful and lovely. I should take a nap.

So at least it should trip when the squirting blood shorts it.

But here’s a pizza party for the crew! Be sure to only have one slice so there’s enough to go around.

Does anyone else remember a timeline where this would ruin a politician for life?