Who knew?

technically not a lie

I found the way to progress once, you have to like flip up out of the water and across to some other part of the level. I couldn’t ever remember how I did it afterwards though.

Anecdata: everyone on the film set in 2009 except for the studio accountant used a Mac, and the accountant was a Thinkpad Guy.

y’all must not know that Australians hate outdoor cats because they kill Australian animals, and that the government shoots them https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-08/nsw-shooters-kill-400-feral-cats-in-bid-to-save-native-species/105016320

I’d build a massive cock and balls TBH

This is why I am hoping Canadian and Mexican food standards may save us yet

I already subscribe to y’alls government emails about recalls, I suggest other Americans do too because many products are sold in both places, and hopefully it would be too expensive to set up two production lines, one for lower or nonexistant US standards and one for Canada. https://recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en for 'muricans who are curious

in AOEIII artillery are siege weapons so I think tanks would count as that, I remember getting my onagers converted in AOE but I don’t remember if that’s a thing in AOEII

it’s a bonus, if the balls got splashback on them or dipped into the water (happens to me quite often unfortunately) they can get a rinse.

it’s elite as fuck tbh compared to unwashed American buttholes

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Silver-Stainless-Steel-Handheld-Bidet-Sprayer-Set-for-Personal-Hygiene/5492494282?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&selectedOfferId=A7988F8E822636B5BF7E36251372780F&conditionGroupCode=1&gQT=1 I have one (not this model but it wasn’t much more) on my toilet and I can highly recommend it. Saves a lot of money on TP.

we call it a barm round these parts

too many dudes in this thread thinking eugenics and pedophilia are unpopular. They’re very popular and that’s a very bad thing

this reminds me of /r/BoomerYiff

people will be like “but project paperclip!” and it’s like nah, that was basically just a way to pay them off so they didn’t work for the Soviets, we didn’t actually need the tech. Von Braun was a fucking office manager.

when that homophobe wrote Ender’s Game he intended it to be an example of something bad bro.

cor blimey that’s a biggun, that must cost a few quid to keep airborne eh m8?

there are plenty of cybernetic implants that do not work anymore because the company that makes them refuses to update them so that part is totally already a thing

The one chiming in to defend a cringe meme. Grow up lmao

Post cringe to cope about people pointing out a meme is shitty snd let everyone know you’re butthurt