I’m probably in the minority on this particular post. But this would NOT kill me.
Ew mushrooms. I’d pick them all off and have a pile of poison on my plate’s edge.
Assuming nothing leached out.
I don’t fully understand my hatred, but mushrooms do not belong in food. My only exception so far, and I’ll try most things once, is wood ear mushrooms, which give me seaweed vibes and are just sort of chewy/crunchy.










All 6 items in their store being the same price also makes this feel like a low effort scam. MAGA are susceptible to the grift, as proven by being maga to begin with.
Also, why the fuck make this shit red‽ pick literally any other color.
All that said, I do fully support the IDEAL of embracing people who feel that they are no longer maga, or are coming around to the leopards-ate-my-face kind of realization. They are primed to believe us the next time we warn them.