Come on dog this is literally just ‘yeah well what if we imagine a hypothetical world where MY argument is right, how about that?’

Plus starmer’s gov would probably do something similar lol the man is a red Tory through and through

Tell me the world isn’t a better place if elon is sent to work in a lithium mine for the next decade

It’s nice to reflect on how as a little kid I went and saw episodes 2 and 3 in theaters and thought the Jedi were so freaking cool man - then coming back to the series 20 years later having developed politics and realize the Jedi are pretty blatantly a corrupt, listless, doomed-by-its-own-inadequacy organization starting at the top.

Palpatine/fascism are the bad guys but the Jedi are certainly not the good guys, in a way that went ten miles over my head at the time lol. These movies deserve more credit imo

Is that the one who has seven wives or whatever even though that’s supposed to be not allowed?

You can see him struggling with the “they touch you, but not the other way around” rule 😅

Don’t worry if they did invent this, it would never be made available to me or you

What’s it going to take to do something about these ultra rich assholes

Let’s be honest the only answer is [redacted], they effectively own the government in the US and it’s not much better in Europe

I’m losing my mind!!! Ahhhhhhhhh people are so fucking stupid

If you’re out there reading this as a reddit user looking for a new home, and you can still have trust in these megacorporations, idek what to say lmao

This meme is itself a screed and not a joke lol come off it

Hey everybody come look at the off-putting nerd that scares away the hot girls at parties with his screeds

The amount of people who believe themselves and their interests safe from the totalizing influence of these companies really breaks my mind.

Threads when isolated from this community: STILL NOT GOOD

Defederating is something at least. But in reality like all societal problems stemming from late stage capitalism, the only true answers are extremely illegal

Forget about Ukraine for a minute, imagine if we could pump $50 billion in state of the art weaponry to the FTC 😌

Companies don’t even care beyond bare minimum for the labor that they pay why would they care about the labor they don’t lol

NYT: manufacturing consent since before you were born, and after you die

Or compare it to yet another innocuous bs fee slipped in under the radar by companies testing what they can get away with

A+! I guess I can see why, for the first time you can kinda see a way out of mediocrity for the wiz, vs. just being totally dead in the water for the next 4 years at which point they’d only get worse (like now) not better

Shorter contract and a better timeline fit I guess, Poole just wasn’t working for them and I didn’t see how it was gonna get better this year. Although maybe he gets moved again who knows lol

Damn I would love to know what Poole’s reaction was lol no idea how to evaluate this trade though I guess good for the wiz? If Poole makes losing too hard they can always move him again I guess