So new guess for actual easily available flying cars is 2054? Or maybe lemmy c/fuckcars gets their wish by then and the time machine turns into a 3-seat bicycle.

Home girl checking how many street passes she’s gotten!

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: fuck. Is it because I’m ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

gets shot for not complying

Don’t know if it’s these “AI cameras”, but my garbage company started uploading videos of my “violations” to their portal to justify charging me more (bin was open a few inches a couple times). They have video of them picking up the bin (showing my car plates and house in the back), and also of the bin contents from another camera after they dump it into the truck.

I can only assume they’re working on the “threw a non-recyclable item in recycle bin” logic so they can charge more protect the environment.

Unfailable as in, you’ll succeed it no matter what? (faking your input or showing different animations but the same eventual outcome?), or failing gives you a black screen and prompts it again or something?

Spiderman+QTE makes me think of the meme worthy “I’m gonna die” one 😅

Edit: just saw that part of the video. Insulting 🙄. (looks like the same thing happens even if you press nothing)

Maybe if you average the net worth of billionares with the rest of all us regular schmucks it’d look like we’re wealthy? Someone do the monster math, I’m too depressed just from thinking about it

Maple Story? It’s a helluvadrug

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

I missed one news cycle, what’s the relationship between JD and Viktor?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Purrito*

I once saw this image/story being narrated by an over the top German guy, in some Facebook or tik tok or insta video, and found it hilarious, then I tried to find the damn video again for hours with no success, so now it just makes me sad. NoOOo Paunlinchen!

Can’t afford the kids or the printers?

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

Not to worry. An extra orphan crushing machine can be provisioned now to deal with the backlog.

How’d you sell the same phone 4 times? Did you tie a string to it and pulled it back after the transaction was done??

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs