isame [he/him]

I’m certainly no expert but it’s my understanding that it takes gas at minimum three to six months to go bad. Apparently high ethanol gas goes faster. But I think you’re probably fine to use it.

Arrrrnarrrr

Also, apparently wheat is mostly self-pollinating. Learned something new today.

… Listen we have some wheat in our bread, I’m sure!

I hate it here.

I hope I’m not blowing your mind when I tell you that you can grep .bash_history?

1953, for anyone else interested who didn’t see it in the bottom right.

If my phone ever makes a single sound without me having pushed ‘play’ on some media, my first impulse is to throw it into traffic. I feel the same way about my computer.

One of those where you have to peel the label to read it, and it just goes on for like a foot.

I’ve got a thing in my drawer that’ll do that. Doesn’t take calls, though.

Oh good, I’m too old to be expected to understand wtf this new bit is.

I was just complaining to a friend that I think it’s fucking absurd that Messenger still doesn’t work with webp but I now have an ‘imagine’ button for making stupid ‘AI’ art.

I did not know what waffle stomping was. I regrettably do now.

It’s horrible and I hate it. A partner in the past stopped wearing a velvet item of clothing. Not because I asked - I would never - but because I touched her noticably less when she’d wear it. I cannot stand the feeling.

Edit: peaches don’t bother me at all.

I’ve not personally had the benefit of owning square plates, mostly as I think all my dishes have been second hand. That said, they would stand up in the dish drainer much better. No rolling around. You win lol

Hm, round. To fit the plate.

So this was part of a much bigger discussion and turned out in reality to be mostly due to some unaddressed mental health issues. But on the tail end of an argument, y’know when you’re starting to talk nice again and resolve things, I said something like it’s okay, sometimes you’re just a sad pancake. She burst into tears because she wanted to be a waffle. Hormones and mental health are wild, y’all.

Oh that’s so real. I’m like six years clean of opiates - it does get easier, but occasionally my veins get itchy when I get really stressed. Normally relationship stress.

I personally prefer to always poop naked. At home, at least.

I thought she was giving a cartoon person head.

I’m also not going to read it, but $700 mil as of 2023, according to the table in the link.