Ver is de money, Lebowski?

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Love that it’s them asking for patience and understanding. Apparently they are qualities they themselves do not possess.

Fuck off and die, you goose-stepping fucks. I hope there’s a Nuremberg tribunal after all this where you stand trial and be forced to admit to and pay for all the shit you’ve done and continue to do to the people of this country.

It is funny how 40 in the fall sees most folks bundling up with everything they have, and 40 the spring is shorts and sandals weather.

I don’t stop wearing shorts until it’s about 0F out or the wind is insane. Not to like shovel the driveway or anything being out for extended periods, but going out shopping or whatever is fine. Today was 0 with a -20 windchill and my Costco run was done in shorts, a sweatshirt, and a baseball cap.

Silly OP, we’re all groups of atoms already!

I would recommend starting by joining a group around a topic you’re interested in. Local climbing club or anime group or sports enthusiasts or gaming clan or whatever. Something in person. Use that group to practice social skills and learn body cues with topics you’re already familiar and confident with, and that in turn will help you branch out to other topics when you’re ready with the same level of communication.

It is a learned skill, and it takes time, but if you never take the time to learn it, then it will always feel foreign to you. Does that make sense? Like so many things in life, you have to get past the fear to get to the reward. That can be difficult, and you might get hurt when you put yourself out there, but I believe if you keep with it, and you’re determined to make a change, you can absolutely overcome anything and find a social group that complements you.

Good luck, friend. You can do it. We believe in you.

Surprised it’s that high of a number.

Hey Paul!

Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you fucking stupid bastard! You fucking! Stupid! Bastard! Aaaahhhh!

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For real. That guy must have a ton of dirt on someone to keep getting cast in movies.

He just got here. Traffic and all that.

I love that game, but AoE2 was better.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

It’s life/work balance. My life comes first, always.

I think the thing I liked about Blockbuster was the routine of it, but also how the limited selection helped you make a decision, particularly when you’re with a group. When you’re scrolling through a streaming service with hundreds of choices, it can become difficult to make one. If your only options are the 10 new movies on the shelf, it makes it a lot easier to come to an agreement.

Modification to the first one, at least for me — I don’t care if I literally just watched you check it in front me of me before handing it over, I’m still checking. Always. I would expect others to do the same. First, it is just a reassurance, and second, it shows I actually know how to check it myself.

Finally, I didn’t see it listed, but keep the safety on until you’re ready. This kinda goes with the “keep finger off trigger” rule, in that it offers an extra degree of protection.

That’s the idea. But definitely check with the hotel if they will accept and how long they’ll hold it for. Some hotels only accept guest packages for a few days before their check-in; they’re usually not going to want to hold it for a week or two. Maybe something you can work on with the seller to time the shipment appropriately?

1. drink as much as you can, as fast as you can
2. yak
3. pass out
4. wake up with a crazy headache
5. remember how shitty you feel
6. clean your mess up if you made one during step 2
7. apologize to all your friends for the dumb stuff you did during steps 1-3, if applicable
8. next time, drink less/slower during step 1

Repeat

That’s a joke. Kinda.

Start slow and learn your limit. You can always drink more, but by the time you’ve had too much it’s already too late to slow down.

As for drugs, if anything, weed only. Don’t be messing around with stimulants, hallucinations, or prescription stuff.

But have you heard of this new wonder material, coal? You just pull it out of the ground and burn it! Who needs the stupid sun and wind anyway? We’re gonna grow all next year’s crops under a big dome to keep that woke-ass sun out of our business and grow everything with asbestos and racism!

-Republicans, probably

Dad did a lot of woodworking, so for me it’s the smell of being in a woodshop around a lot of sawdust. Very nostalgic and comforting.

One of the best parenting decisions I’ve ever made. My Mom is still pissed, but at least she’s stopped giving my kids religious themed gifts and asking when we’re going to baptize them.