I got your low beans right here 🫴

Pretty sure the pumpkin is a part of a plant and plants qualify as life.

I therefore object to the use of the term" lifeless."

This pumpkin is doing better than me.

You know, morons.

cumlouder.com is great for that

Nextcloud sucks in many ways, but it is functional and works for me.

hoptal

56% gang represent

Esh

I have graphing OS. I still get a ton of spam phone calls a day.

I’m apparently not enough of a software developer to figure out how to use SpamBlocker app. Anybody have any suggestions?

Don’t try to adjust your television

QWOP 🏃🏽‍♂️

O.K.! 😉🤫🤭

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

🎵 and you smell like one too🎵

Hi. I’m an asshole. Nice to meet you! Looking forward to upsetting you later on a shitpost thread! 😊 👋