Borrow implies that he’ll return a cup of his own goo later.

You know how sometimes you can watch a food ad and taste the food they’re selling? This is like that, but I can taste the bag they reheated it in.

I just looked at his picture and that was enough.

100%

A lot of them moved permanently. I live in a podunk state and yeah. When we got the vaccine, there was a whole new crop of established people at the bars and they were all assholes.

During the pandemic, our CEO did a company-wide meeting and told us to reach out to extroverts because they were really suffering. And yeah I get that but can’t the extroverts just reach out to each other and save everyone else the hassle? I mean that’s already kind of their schtick.

I doubt it.

It’s weirdly close to Vonnegut’s drawing of a butthole so it’s the one that sticks in my mind.

Pssst. It’s the Claude logo.

I dunno, but that was my textbook growing up. College was fun.

Amazon, unfortunately.

My wife and I bought a TV on the internet. What brand? I have no idea but it’s the type they have in waiting rooms and restaurants. Zero internet. Zero apps. You push the button and it turns on. It’s the best fucking purchase we’ve made in the last five years.

Woke up to so many texts about it. This is one of them.

Fucking this.

It’s not like you suggested something really classy, like Coors Banquet.

They cut him loose after season 1 and the show got better.

I do this, except for the part where they’re all identical.

Because of what happened last take.

I went into that movie with deep suspicion and was grinning like an idiot two minutes into his performance. He did a hell of a job.

observemax

We’ve been here before, with *core. And we have learned none of its lessons.

Also, I want a Dot’s pretzels shirt.