Because in 3 weeks most people will forget about it. It’s brazen. They’ll still be the biggest doorbell company in America

Driving is more deadly than not driving. Stupid take

On the freeway, good driving habits, like lane discipline, is more safe than reducing speed from 70mph to 65mph

Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

Get help

I have both. One for work. Use both everyday. I genuinely don’t get this argument. iPhones don’t work better. In any single way (this new update exclude, idk about that yet)

Fip off fips

It’s kinda right and left vs everyone else

The question isn’t stupid. But asking it here is

As an American that worked for a German company for ~10yrs, and spent a significant amount of time in Germany, I’d say many Germans have an arrogant personality trait.

3rd time’s the charm

Office depot you said?

Who?

Just curious… what’s the opposite of imposter syndrome?

Right? Big $0 on any pancake

I remember a time before YouTube…it sounds like I will be living that time again

I assure you, Hunter Biden will not receive my vote for President of the United States

Zevon? Or did I get whooshed?

“That’s not good, I’m not happy”

That’s the nicest insult I’ve ever received. Thanks

Digital audio playback speed still can’t be measured in revolutions. Downvote away…I guess